Thank you for your interest in spending time with me. Below you will find the rate structure for the donation I request for my holistic healing treatment time and entertainment only. Where possible, e-Payment is preferred. Cash and crypto (USDC, BTC) are also accepted.
If you are gravitating towards me, it is because there is something exceptional in you that recognises something equally fantastical in me.
In-person Wellness Packages
Insightful Introduction
1 hour £900/€1100/$1250
Fleeting Flight
90 mins £1200
Rapturous Rendezvous
2 hours: £1500
Enamoured Encounter
3 hours: £2100
Lascivious Libation
Dinner, business lunch or event (4 hours): £2700
Celestial Chakra
6 hours: £3300
Primordial Prana
8 hours: £3900
Tantalising Tantra
10 hours (including dinner OR breakfast): £4500
Languid Liaison
12 hours (including dinner AND breakfast): £5100
16 hours (including dinner AND breakfast): £6300
Ayurvedic Ascension
18 hours: £6900
Event-ful Escapades
24 hours: £7500
Extended Engagement
36 hours: £10 500
48 hours: £12 000
Astral Apotheosis
72 hours: £16 500
4 days: £21 000
5 days: £25 500
6 days: £30 000
7 days: £34 500
8 days: £39 000
Online/Phone Consultations
Virtual Virtue
Per 15 minutes: £150
SMS
£5 tribute per response for correspondence not directly pertaining to a booking.
Innocuously Inked
Customised Content
Exclusive gallery, customised digital content, signed photo prints, handwritten poetry, short stories or bespoke letters are all available on request. Your customised content can also be printed onto an item of your choice. Delivery by e-mail, post or PO Box. There are limitless possibilities!
From: £100+
Ottoman Opulence
FMTY: UAE, Emirates, Qatar, Doha, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Jumeirah
قَطَر, الإمارات, الدَوْحة, جميرا ,دِبَيّ, أبو ظبي
1 hour: 15 000 QAR/AED (inclusive of travel/accommodation)
2 hours+: POA
A 50% deposit is required without exception. This can be either via e-payment, or as an anonymous gift e-voucher. This gesture on your part will reassure me that you both value my time, and are serious about our meeting. Outstanding gratuity should be presented discreetly within the first five minutes of our meeting on whichever medium.
Please provide me with the courtesy of at least one week's notice. For formal, travel and promotional events, two week's notice is advised.
Catering to men, women, non-binary, trans and couples. There is no additional surcharge to meet with a couple. However, both parties must screen separately.
Travel costs are not included. As a guideline, they begin at £150. Travel costs are non-refundable.
All cancellations of less than 96 hours will incur a £250 loss of income fee.
In the unlikely event that I need to cancel, you are entitled to a full refund.
Incalls incur an additional £100 charge.
Last-minute and short notice requests of less than 96 hours will incur a £250 rush fee.
Appointments starting after midnight or before 8am, will incur a £250 out of hours fee.
Asking for discounts or concessions means you are trying to take advantage of me. Do not be this person.
Please notify me if you need to cancel as soon possible. Manners will get you everywhere...
Gifts
Are absolutely not expected or encouraged. Charitable donations are highly encouraged.
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